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Forest Jokes
Here are a collection of Forest School jokes – around the themes of woodlands and the great outdoors – to share and tell at base-camp. Let us know if you have more to add to the list. Which is your favourite?
How can you learn more about spiders?
Visit their web-site.
Why did the squirrel get lost in the woods?
He followed the wrong root.
How does a silver birch access the internet?
It logs on.
What tree fits in your hand?
A Palm Tree
Why can’t a Christmas Tree sew?
It always drops the needle.
Why does a Dogwood make a great pet?
It has a lovely bark but wooden bite.
Why do trees hate tests?
The questions always stump them.
What is a trees worst month?
Sep-timber.
Why was the cat afraid of the tree?
Because of its bark.