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Here are a collection of Forest School jokes - around the themes of woodlands and the great outdoors - to share and tell at base-camp. Let us know if you have more to add to the list. Which is your favourite?


laugh Forest JokesHow can you learn more about spiders?
Visit their web-site.

laugh Forest JokesWhy did the squirrel get lost in the woods?
He followed the wrong root.

laugh Forest JokesHow does a silver birch access the internet?
It logs on.

laugh Forest JokesWhat tree fits in your hand?
A Palm Tree

laugh Forest JokesWhy can't a Christmas Tree sew?
It always drops the needle.

laugh Forest JokesWhy does a Dogwood make a great pet?
It has a lovely bark but wooden bite.

laugh Forest JokesWhy do trees hate tests?
The questions always stump them.

laugh Forest JokesWhat is a trees worst month?

laugh Forest JokesWhy was the cat afraid of the tree?
Because of its bark.

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